Klaine - Friends with Benefits

這篇《Friends with Benefits》（砲友）是來自上次Nikki在這篇裡面第7個短篇故事錄音。我只是在想Blaine在聽完Kurt的語音留言後，就跟Kurt來了一段對話，而造成了...嗯，往下看就知道了。

好久沒寫腦補的fanfic啦。超感謝Nikki為我錄了這段對話，Kurt尷尬的樣子聽起來整個超可愛！>///<

錄音檔以及對話過程收進去了！



(Walking on the street, Blaine and Kurt are on the way to the wedding.)

Blaine: I got your voicemail, and I think we should talk about it. *hesitated* The thing is that, Kurt, I really miss you.

Kurt: Aww, Blaine, I miss you, too.

Blaine: No, no, it's not like that! I mean, I miss...*lowers his voice down* you body, and I want to do it again. You know, just like what we've done on Christmas, and maybe we can do more afterwards.

Kurt: Oh my God, Blaine, are you talking about "friends with benefits"?

(Silence for 5 seconds.)

Blaine: You said it! But yeah, that's what I wanted to say.

Kurt: *blushes* You're shameless, Blaine!

Blaine: Aww, maybe I am shameless, but I think since we're best friends, don't we suppose to tell everything to each other? And I bet you definitely miss my body, too.

Kurt: *looking around* Sssh, shut up, Mr. Anderson!

Blaine: You really don't think so?

Kurt: Fine! *whispers* Actually last Friday night when Adam and I had a date, I was so upset because he even didn't kiss me goodbye. I don't know why he took things so slow, maybe it's because he's British. Then I spent all night recalling the nights we slept together. It kind of compensated for my sexual frustration.

Blaine: Awwwww, isn't it some kind of cheating? （註1）

Kurt: How dare you - *punching on Blaine's back*

Blaine: *laughes* I was just kidding! Stop! Are you in or not?

Kurt: What?

Blaine: *Whispers beside Kurt's ear* Since we have agreement on this matter to some extent... May I have a quickie with you, Mr. Hummel?

Kurt: Mr. Blaine Devon Anderson, seriously? *Ponders for a while and answers with a litte annoyance* Fine, you may, but you have to keep it as secret.

Blaine: As you wish!

Kurt: Let's go to my car now. I'm ready to make you beg me like a puppy.

（Kurt和Blaine正一起前往婚禮的現場。）

Blaine：我收到你的留言了，所以我想我們應該好好談談。（猶豫）事情是這樣的，Kurt，我真的很想你。

Kurt：噢，Blaine，我也想你。

Blaine：不、不，我不是那個意思！我的意思是，我想念你的... （小聲說）身體，而且我還想再來一次。你知道，就像我們在聖誕節做的，而且我們之後還可以多來幾次。

Kurt：天啊，Blaine，你現在是在說我們要當「砲友」嗎？

（雙方沉默五秒）

Blaine：你說出來了！是的，那就是我想說的。

Kurt：（臉紅）你真無恥，Blaine！

Blaine：噢，也許我是無恥啦，但我想既然我們是彼此的知己，我們不是應該把所有的事情都告訴對方嗎？而且我敢打賭你一定也想念我的身體。

Kurt：（看看四周）噓，閉嘴，Anderson先生！

Blaine：你真的不這麼想？

Kurt：好啦！（小聲說）其實上個禮拜五，當我和Adam有個約會時，我感到十分沮喪，因為他沒有在離別的時候親我。我不知道為什麼我跟他之間的進度這麼慢，也許是他是英國人的緣故吧。（註2）然後我就花了一個晚上回想我們所有上床的夜晚，這才稍稍補償了我性方面的挫折。

Blaine：哦喔喔喔喔，這難道不算出軌嗎？

Kurt：你竟敢－－（打Blaine的背部）

Blaine：（笑）我只是開玩笑啦！你到底要不要？

Kurt：什麼？

Blaine：（在Kurt耳邊低聲說）既然我們在這件事上有共識...請你跟我來一發吧，Hummel先生？

Kurt：Blaine Devon Anderson先生，你是認真的？（思考了一下，不耐煩地說）好，我答應，但你必須保密。

Blaine：你說了算！

Kurt：到我的車裡吧。我已經準備好讓你像隻狗搖尾祈憐了。

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註1：我不小心把這句寫成了「didn't it some kind of cheating?」（文法錯誤，應該是「isn't it some kind of cheating?」），導致Nikki在唸的時候猶疑了一下。XD

21：雖然我覺得大概大家都知道了，我還是寫一下... 一般來說，英國人不像美國人這麼開放，戀愛的發展進展的很慢。尤其在早期的英國，愛情觀念是相當保守的。詳情請看《唐頓莊園》。（欸

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是說寫下這篇的我也蠻無恥的...啊哈哈哈～（逃