Helpless Dreamer: Glee Live Tour 2011-Klaine Skit

最近發現Klaine Skit超有趣！是Glee的巡迴演出上，Kurt邀請Blaine進入Glee Club的橋段。Kurt蹦蹦跳跳的樣子雖然跟戲裡有點差異，但他與Blaine的互動真的很可愛很有趣！然後每個地區或國家都會有不同的版本。以下收進去的是其中兩個版本，New York和London...可能視情況陸續新增。不過video & script record are made by Glee fans on the Internet, not owned by me！

（2011/07/01更新）
（2011/07/02更新圖片）
（2011/07/04更新：前面場次的圖片+Klaine Kiss Again in Dublin...CC跟DC真的玩瘋了！）
（2011/07/07更新圖片）

Klaine Skit全部場次的影片
http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=1107294591

Klaine Skit in New York
New York (6-18-11 3p):

“So, Blaine. I am so excited to be in New York!!! Hey Blaine, do you know who’s from New York?”
“Who’s from New York?”
“Everyone. I don’t know if you’ve read the news lately but a certain law was just passed.”
“What law is that?”
“So I thought it would be the perfect place to propose. Blaine Warbler. You complete me. You are the Grace Coddington to my Anna Wintour. You are the midwestern tourist in my Statue of Liberty. So, Blaine, will you join Glee Club?”
“Stop it, Kurt. You hade me at Anna Wintour.”

Klaine Skit in London 6/28
文本轉載自Glee百度貼吧：http://tieba.baidu.com/f?z=951417201&ct=335544320&lm=0&sc=0&rn=30&tn=baiduPostBrowser&word=glee&pn=2760

K: Hi Blaine
B: Hi. Whatcha got there?
K: Well, Blaine, today I went shopping and I picked us up a few little things.
B: Oh that's so nice of you. (muddled, but I think- "You didn't have to do that.")
K: I have a present for you, but you have to close your eyes.
B: Mmm-kay
K: Close 'em.
B: I'm closing them, I'm closing them.
K: (to audience) You too! Close your eyes.
B: Everybody close your eyes.
K: Don't look!
B: Okay.
K: Dont' look, until I say 'Open them.'
B: (muddled, but I think) Kurt, we've been through this.
K: Okay, okay. This isn't the first time we've played dress up. Okay, hold on.
B: (muddled)
K: (Takes out hat, stands in front of Blaine to put the hat on him)
B: Can I look? Can I look? Is it everything I've ever wanted it to be? Please? I think. It feels like it. It feels like everything...wait. Okay. Is it aaa...is it ahh, is it a puppy? (muddled...but "potentially on my head.")
K: OPEN THEM!
B: Oh my! Kurt, if I didn't know any better, I'd say we are the new royal couple.
K: Yes. We live in the United Kurtdom.
B: Wait. Can I not talk now? (because of the hat) Do I just stay still?
K: Picture op! Picture op! (they pose) So, Blaine!
B: I can't help but feel like you have an agenda here. What's going on?
K: Well, since we're in London, and we're dressed up, I thought it would be the perfect place for me to propose.
B: Kurt, uh, what exactly are you proposing?
K: Blaine Warbler.
B: Yes.
K: You've always been my protector. So I would like to know if you...will...JOIN GLEE CLUB!
B: Umm. (to audience) I don't know, what do you guys think, should I join glee club? (audience is literally shitting themselves). Oh, Kurt, I thought you would never ask. I've always wante to do something that the Warblers never ever let me do.
K: Wear another blazer
B: You love the blazer. (then something I can't understand and IT'S KILLING ME!) I've always wanted to do one of those big 80s power house rock songs. Just to bring the whole house down. What do you guys think? (to kurt) Please?
K: Yeah, no honey, no no no. Stick to Katy Perry and Pink. We'll leave the rest to Finn.

下面是網友製作的GIF圖。Sooooooooooo cute！

Klaine Skit in London 6/30

文本轉載自Klaine百度貼吧：http://tieba.baidu.com/f?z=1107294591&ct=335544320&lm=0&sc=0&rn=30&tn=baiduPostBrowser&word=klaine&pn=180

Kurt: So Blaine, since it’s our last night in London
Blaine: I know… so sad.
Kurt: I would like to dedicate this performance to Will and Kate.
Blaine: It’s really sweet.
Kurt: I know and someone out there said that you and I are the American Will and Kate.
Blaine: Do you know which one is Kate?
Kurt: Oh come on. I am Middleton. But there is one thing Will and Kate have that we do not and it’s not a crown ’cause I am Prom Queen. The one thing that they have that we do not… Commemorative Plates! (throws plates to the audience). ROYALS, ROYALS, ROYALS!
Blaine: I guess we are official now. Haha. I thought we were official on facebook but now that we have those plates I guess we are ???
Kurt: Blaine, to make this moment even more magical there’s only one thing left to do… PROPOSE! Blaine Warbler, will you join Glee club?

You and I are the American Will and Kate！
You and I are the American Will and Kate！
You and I are the American Will and Kate！
We are official now！
We are official now！
We are official now！

Kurt丟飛盤好可愛！那飛盤好像是他自己做的？！

Klaine Skit in Dublin 7/3
在最後一場Glee live的演出的Skit裡面，Kurt唸了一首詩送給Blaine。詩中充滿了對戀人Blaine的深情以及對編劇Ryan的諷刺之情。然後Blaine似乎在感動之餘，回送Kurt一個...Kiss！

看到這一幕真是令人非常激動啊！我想這對根本玩瘋了吧！求婚、英國皇室、飛盤、詩...等招式盡出啊！太可愛了吧你們！期待你們在第三季的閃光！我已經準備好墨鏡了！
（文本以及圖片轉貼自Glee吧以及Klaine吧：http://tieba.baidu.com/f?z=951417201&ct=335544320&lm=0&sc=0&rn=30&tn=baiduPostBrowser&word=glee&pn=3180）

KURT’S POEM
Blaine Warbler Anderson, I have never loved another.
Except for last year when I was in love with my step brother.
I admire you almost as much as I admire the late Alexander Mc Queen.
You squint when you sing.
How I’ve missed our impromptu performances in the Dalton Academy Halls.
The rooms, the bleachers, where the hell were all the teachers?
We’ve seen everything eye to eye, all the pain, and all the hurt. At least we did until my last growth spurt.
We’ve shared so many intimate moments, memories that shine in glitter.
Just the two of us, Facebook, MySpace, Tumblr and 推特.
Since we’ve met it’s been absolute heaven.
For your Emmy consideration, 2011.
But through all the glory, the scary and the hype, I swear to God, I’m gonna punch the next person who calls me a stereotype.
I’m so thankful to have found a partner as talented as me, and forever we shall be, unless the writers change things inSeason 3.
So Blaine. Until that happens, I thought now would be the perfect time to PROPOSE!